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1:40 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 42,802 notes

pokemoncap:

good.

1:32 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 217,699 notes

theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

1:17 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 532,987 notes

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

1:10 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 85,961 notes

faboratory:

when your friend named ben is gay

image

1:09 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 70,431 notes
awwww-cute:

They really love each other

awwww-cute:

They really love each other

1:08 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 72,746 notes

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

1:05 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 694,256 notes
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Song: Dark Horse
Artist: Ten Second Songs
Played: 1,901,827 times.

music-and-bullshit:

bowie-is-a-babe:

ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer

This is EXQUISITE

My music was trying to describe how changing the tune of instruments and rhythm but not the pitch in the melody can give a song a whole new genre and she showed us this. It’s so brilliant.

1:03 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 289,174 notes
1:02 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 69,319 notes
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
me: i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities: yo
me: not u
me: anyway
me: im so bored
me: i have nothing to do
1:02 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 136,113 notes

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

i’ll bet you a substantial amount of money that the Yale scientists were all dudes.

1:01 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 96,960 notes
literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

1:00 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 694,381 notes

thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

1:00 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 74,417 notes
ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

12:58 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 253,328 notes
ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

12:58 am on October 20th, 2014 | J | 222,630 notes