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kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

10:51 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 246,859 notes
howtob3brave:

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month


YAAAAAS

howtob3brave:

ebrodiva:

possibly the best headline ive seen all month

YAAAAAS

10:19 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 90,668 notes
10:03 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 2,004 notes
Tagged as: #BYE 
dialupmodem:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up


Where’d the hair go???????????????

dialupmodem:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

Where’d the hair go???????????????

10:03 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 655,476 notes
10:01 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 10,797 notes
peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

peetafied:

my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

9:37 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 269,222 notes
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queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

9:34 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 161,393 notes
9:11 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 140,997 notes

We Dornish are a hot-blooded people, quick to anger and slow to forgive.

9:10 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 2,941 notes
9:10 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 148 notes

eclecticwiccan:

IMPORTANT

2:23 pm on July 29th, 2014 | J | 552,070 notes

nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

4:16 am on July 29th, 2014 | J | 75,361 notes
4:15 am on July 29th, 2014 | J | 1,192 notes
Tagged as: #ash grass 
dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

2:35 am on July 29th, 2014 | J | 31,502 notes

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

image

"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

12:44 am on July 29th, 2014 | J | 35,019 notes