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I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME

I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME

12:56 am on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 422,912 notes

jtumblr:

plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

I have never been prouder to be Canadian

12:52 am on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 88,455 notes
3:56 pm on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 15,189 notes
Tagged as: #OMG 
o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER


The casting for this series was seriously so spot on with the exception of Daniel Radcliffe

o-my-boys:

The casting for this series was seriously so spot on with the exception of Daniel Radcliffe

3:46 pm on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 94,362 notes

lliszt-o-maniaa:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

perksofbeingademigodtribute:

childofravenclaw:

thenthehumans:

thetwinthatlived:

First and Last words.

I’m not crying, there’s something in both my eyes.

….. 

THE FIRST AND LAST WORDS ARE SAID BY ALBUS 

I TAKE BACK ANY CRITICISM OF HIS NAME 

I open at the close

toO SOON

11:37 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 320,269 notes
Growing up, I was a very good kid. I went to college. I didn’t drink, didn’t smoke, didn’t do drugs. Comedy was the one place I was able to misbehave.
- Tina Fey, Playboy Magazine 2008  (via amybostonpoehler, tinafeysays) (via tinafeyed) (via tylerfaith) (via professoralbusdumbledore)

BUT OMG UVA IS SO PARTY SO FUN HOW DID U NOT

11:36 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 378 notes

mueslibars:

Beyoncé at her 20th Birthday Party

if someone told me these pictures were taken yesterday i would believe them

11:34 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 6,832 notes
euo:

Don’t look up at the buildings, don’t walk slowly, have your metrocard out before you enter the subway station, don’t smile at strangers, don’t look at the maps on the subway, don’t go to times square

euo:

Don’t look up at the buildings, don’t walk slowly, have your metrocard out before you enter the subway station, don’t smile at strangers, don’t look at the maps on the subway, don’t go to times square

11:30 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 753 notes
11:28 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 10,853 notes
fun fact my best friend in the entire world moved 2000 kilometres away to melbourne and she saw your show and gave you a bracelet i made (it said bae. i called it a baecelet) and even though i was very far away and unable to see u i feel like we are united through stories about your performance (amazing, or so i hear) and crappy baecelets. also u took pictures of my friend lilys face. (she has an a+ face :--)


lordemusic:

well in a nice turn of events i am WEARING IT AS WE SPEAK thanks bae!!

11:28 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 26,848 notes
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vinebox:

Willow Smith made this Vine about her brother bruh

11:26 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 167,424 notes

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
11:24 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 34,127 notes

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

11:22 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 287,022 notes

ramennochibi:

phinflynn:

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"Ah, Perry the platypus!"

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"What an unexpected -"

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"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"

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"You’re trapped!"

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"By societal convention!"

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"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

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"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."

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the writers for this show deserve more credit man

11:21 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 561,058 notes

sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear:

dukeofnod:

"No you fool!! You could fall!!"

11:20 am on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 915,366 notes